jis terhan aik thanday mashroob ke ishtihar mein shikwah kya jata hai, kis ney kaha tha paanch rupay kam kardo, isi terhan hamara dil chaah raha hai ke science se kahin, kis ney kaha tha itni taraqqi karne ko. bhala bataiye science daan keh rahay hain ke ab mard bhi bachay janam day saken ge . yani Sahib umeed se hain.
jab se is kurah arz par ensaan ney janam liya hai mard aurat mein saalan se sotan taq har muamlay mein ikhtilafat rahay hain, lekin yeh amar tey shuda hai ke be bi ko bi bi hi janam den gi. ab science daano ney yeh naya khrhag khara kardiya. bhae mardon ke liye pehlay hi kam jhamailay hain ke unhein wiladat ki zimmay daari bhi di jarahi hai .
american society far ree productive midisnz ke saddar dr richard poulson ney mardon par bijli giratay hue kaha hai ke ab mardon ke jism mein bhi’ ‘ reham’ ‘ ki pewand kaari ki jasakay gi, jis ke baad zacha khaanoon mein khawateen ke shana bah shana hazraat bhi chaman mein deedaa war, Noor e nazar aur lakht jigar ke gُl khula rahay hon ge .
dr sahib ney mardon ke sahib reham honay ki baat kitni be rehmi se kar di. agar yeh tiknik daryaft ho hi gayi thi to mard baradri ke mafaad mein usay chupaye rakhtay, aakhir bhai charah bhi to koi cheez hoti hai, bhai bandi bhi kisi shye ka naam hai, magar unhon ney to bhaiyon ki zara fikar nah ki aur bandion ko khush kardiya. yeh kya ke bhari bazm mein raaz ki baat keh di .
dr sahib ney yeh inkishaaf karkay do bateen saabit kar dein, aik, aurtain to khamkhuwa badnaam hain, dar haqeeqat hum mardon ke pait mein koi baat nahi rehti, aur doosri, jab mardon ke pait mein koi baat koi raaz nahi reh sakta to munna ya money kaisay tikeyn ge .
ab yeh inkishaaf mardon ke mustaqbil par afsos karte hue dr sahib se keh raha hai :
to ney yeh kya gazabb kya mujh ko bhi faash kar diya
mein hi to aik raaz tha sina e kaayenaat mein
hamaray khayaal mein dr sahib khawateen ke is propignde mein aagaye ke’ ‘ aye yeh moay mard barray be reham hue hain.’ ‘ bhiya! unhon ny is reham ki baat thori ki thi jo aap mardon mein’ ‘ nasb’ ‘ karne chalay hain. agar is shikway ka azaala karna tha to koi aisi dawa banatay jis ki aik khoraak sang dil afraad ko reham dil banade, magar aisi dawa ijaad kar di jaye to farmasyotikl companiyon ko woh dr kaisay milein ge jo tohfay Ahaef aur mara-aat ke aiwz mareez ko jaan lewa dawa likhnay se bhi nahi chokte, phir aisay safaaq log kaisay dast yab hon ge jo adwiyah baichnay ke liye mukhtalif tareeqon se amraaz janam dete aur pheilatay hain, barri taqaton ke muqtadir Sahiban ny dil ko hathon majaboor hokar jung baazi se baz aagaye to asleha sazoon ke dhnde ka kya banay ga. chana chay aisi kisi dawa ka sawal hi peda nahi hota, jis se sarmaya daaron, zor awron aur zrgon ke mafadaat maaray jayen .
science daan aur mohqiqeen jo karne chalay hain is se mard sahib reham honay ke sath qabil reham bhi ho jaien ge. pehlay bachay ke baad biwion ki farmaaish numa hadaayat hogi,’ ‘ ab aap ki baari hai.’ ‘ har haamla apni takleef ka maamla bhool kar shohar se yeh kehti nazar aeye gi,’ ‘ pait’ ‘ se kis ko rstgari hai aaj’ ‘ mein’ ‘ kal tumhari baari hai .
ab sawal yeh hai ke jab’ ‘ baari’ ‘ aeye gi to kya hoga? ajeeb manazair dekhnay ko milein ge. sahib daftar janay ke liye seedhiyan utar rahay hain, begum achanak ghabra kar kehti hain,’ ‘ arrey zara sambhal ke aap ka choutha maheena chal raha hai.’ ‘ sahib ki saas beti ko phone karkay damaad ke baare mein hadaayat karen gi,’beta’! aaj chandgrhn hai, miyan ko kُhle aasman ke neechay mat janay dejyu.’ ‘ shohar daftar se anay wali biwi dekh kar shrmayin ge, ljayen ge, phir poochnay par athla kar bitayen ge’ ‘ aap mom ban’nay wali hain’ ‘ aur batatay hi mun dono hathon se chupaye dosray kamray ki taraf daud jayen ge .
mardon ki mehafilon mein cricket, aurat aur siyasat ke bah jaye wiladat se jُrhe tazkeray hon ge, aur is terhan ki guftagu sun-hwa kere gi :’ ‘ yaar! achha achaar kahan se miley ga ?’ ‘,’ ‘ tum un dinon Sharifa khaya karo, is se shareef aulaad janam do ge, aazmaaya sun-hwa totka hai.’ ‘,’ ‘ babu bhai! nar phal khaya karo, jaisay kharboza, bas phir samjhoo londa pakka hai, agar larka nah ho to monchen ktwa lon ga qisam Allah pak ki.’ ‘
bhaari paon walay mardon ko aurton ki terhan haamla kehna shevah e mardangi ke khilaaf hoga, un ke liye’ ‘ haamil’ ‘ ki istilaah istemaal karna munasib rahay ga. yani’ ‘ haamil ruqaa haza’ ‘ ki terhan’ ‘ haamil bacha haza’ ‘ kaha jaye ga. gynacologist ko is terhan ke paighamaat milein ge,’ ‘ haamil bacha haza mere dost hain, is’ zachy’ aur bachay ka poora khayaal rakha jaye.’ ‘
Pakistan jaisay malik mein jahan sarkon aur rkshon par waladtein hojati hain, Sahib umeed se hain ke liye allag zacha khanaay bananay ka masla khara hojaye ga. har siyasi jamaat ko –apne manshoor mein mardana zacha khanaay bananay ka wada bhi shaamil karna parre ga. phir intikhabaat mein ikhtiyar sab ke liye ki terhan’ ‘ zacha khanah sab ke liye’ ‘ jaisay naaray samnay ayen ge .
breaking news ke junoon mein mubtala electronic media se kuch is noiyat ki khabar deti’ ‘ cheekhain’ ‘ buland sun-hwa karen gi,’ ‘ molana fazl al-rehman jalsay ke douran achanak maa ban gaye. kisi ko pata hi nah chal saka woh pait se hain.’ ‘,’ ‘ Nawaz Sharif ke haan chaand se betay ki wiladat,’ zachy’ ny hosh mein atay hi poocha kyun nikala.’ ‘,’ ‘ Imran Khan ny kam zor bacha janam diya, daai btolen par dhandli ka ilzaam.’ ‘,’ ‘ blavl Zardari haamil hogaye yaad rahay ke unhon ny kuch dinon pehlay qoum se wada kya tha ke jaan mango ge jaan den ge, sir mango ge sir den ge lekin qoum ny un se bachay ki farmaaish ki thi.’ ‘,’ ‘ Siraj Al Haq Sahib umeed se hain, unhon ny kaha hai ke larka ho ya larki bachay ka naam inqilab hoga, yun woh inqilab laane ka wada poora kar dein ge. Farooq sitaar maa ban gaye nurse se kaha gaya bacha ko saaf kar lao, woh usay mustafa kamaal ke hawalay kar aayi.’ ‘
hum yeh samajhney se qassar hain ke aik taraf duniya bhar mein abadi bherne ka shore hai aur mansoobah bandi ki dhoom mchi hai, doosri taraf bundon se bhi bachay janwany ke mansoobay banaye jarahay hain. ab ya to yeh hoga ke lkhnoy mizaaj jorey’ ‘ pehlay aap, pehlay aap’ ‘ karte boorhay ho jaien ge aur’ ‘ mere do, to tumhare bhi do’ ‘ ki trya hatt balkon ki tadaad barhati rahay gi. ab jo bhi ho, mardon ko chahiye ke tayari karlen, ab taq to zimmay daryon ke boojh se un ke kandhay aur biwi ki baton se sir bhaari hota tha, jald un ka paon bhi bhaari sun-hwa kere ga .
