“Bijli bachanay ke tareeqay ”
“Bijli bachanay ke tareeqay, wifaqi wazeer “qillat aabb o band bijli ” Parvez Ashraf ne kuch dinon pehlay awam ko, bah alfaaz deegar, yeh kehte hue danta tha, ”oye ! raula nah pao, bijli bachao. “ ab unhon ne yahi baat barray pyar se kahi hai. sath hi awam ko yeh kehte hue darane ki koshish bhi ki hai ke teen hafton taq bijli ki surat_e_ haal bad tareen rahay gi .
is jumlay se yeh ghalat fehmi peda hoti hai ke wazeer Mosoof mojooda surat_e_ haal ko mehez bad ya badter sjhte hain. aisa nahi, masla darasal urdu ki tang damni ka hai. is baichari ke paas woh lafz hi nahi jo ”badd tareen“ se agay ki surat_e_ haal ka
wazeer mohtaram ka hukum sir aankhon par, magar unhon naay yeh nahi bataya ke awam kis waqt bijli bachayen? ke bijli naay to khud hi –apne aap ko awam se bacha kar rakha sun-hwa hai. aayi, jhalak dikhayi aur yeh ja woh ja .
bah har haal, jamhoori hukum ranon ka hukum hai, so maanna to hoga, warna nafarmani jamhoriat ke khilaaf saazish gardani jaye gi, chana chay awam ki aasani ke liye hum bachi khachi bijli bachanay ke kuch nuskhay paish kardete hain :
- TV hamesha band kar ke dekhen. yun bijli ke sath aaine ka kharch bhi bachay ga .
- istri hindi ki ho ya urdu ki, bekar cheez hai. Albata hindi wali istri bijli se nahi chalti, waisay hi current martii hai, is liye usay ghar mein para rehne den. lekin urdu wali istri fi alfoor kbarhie ko beech den aur un paison se mom batian khareed len .
- istri bik gayi! ab kapray nah istri hon ge nah hanger mein tangain ge. to ab fridge ko almaari banalen aur kapray is mein teh kar ke rakh den .
fridge almaari ban gaya, ab khaali almaari kya yun hi bhaiyn bhaiyn karti rahaygi? usay istemaal mein layein. computer dabbay mein band karen aur usay almaari ko saump den .
- computer trali khaali khaali kitni burii lag rahi hai. chaliye! air conditioner ukhariye aur lakar is par rakh degiye .
- ab ghar mein nah koi shore hai nah mashghooliat, lehaza aap ba aasani dastak sun satke hain. phir dor bail kyun laga rakhi hai? nikaal phankiay.
un blboN aur tube layton ka aakhir faida kya hai? aap nah apna ghar pehli baar dekh rahay hain aur nah ghar walon ko. yeh roshni khuwa makhuwa hi hui na. to yeh tamam roshniyan gُl ker dijeay .
